A memory from when Master Chief was much smaller... Master Chief was playing with his alphabet twisty toy. Grandma Chief said "A is for....?" and my boy said "Apple". Brilliant. The child is obviously a genius. At only a year and a half he knows the entire alphabet (ahem - sorry, totally OTT proud parent exaggeration!). Then Grandma Chief said "B is for....?" Master Chief paused, and looked at her and then he said "Bapple" Cue hysteria. I correct myself, the child is obviously a comedy genius.